1. "I’ve always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed. I was born an insomniac and that’s the way I’ll die, wasting thousands of hours along the way longing for unconsciousness, longing for a rubber mallet to crack me in the head, not so hard, not hard enough to do any damage, just a good whack to put me down for the night."
    City of Thieves, by David Benioff
  2. Boss lady is officially on maternity leave and I am now Roseanne.

    Boss lady is officially on maternity leave and I am now Roseanne.

  3. "Anxiety is practicing failure in advance. Anxiety is needless and imaginary. It’s fear about fear, fear that means nothing."
    Seth Godin (via electrichoney)
  4. Tomorrow is linen.

    Tomorrow is linen.

  5. Taking care of something else when you’re not sure how to take care of yourself.

    Taking care of something else when you’re not sure how to take care of yourself.

  6. "Whisky, I find, helps clarity of thought. And reduces pain. It has the additional virtue of making you drunk or, if taken in sufficient quantity, very drunk."
    The Sense of an Ending, Julian Barnes
  7. winstonwolfe:

*After minimal debate, clears schedule for the day, starting at 11:30.*


Suggested a book about the nazis to my Jewish boss to read while she waits for her child to emerge. Immediately followed with “ehhh maybe not the best book for you.”

    winstonwolfe:

    *After minimal debate, clears schedule for the day, starting at 11:30.*

    Suggested a book about the nazis to my Jewish boss to read while she waits for her child to emerge. Immediately followed with “ehhh maybe not the best book for you.”

  8. Dream hair.

    Dream hair.

  9. Just got my eyebrows done in the dark at my old place due to power outage, and they STILL look better than any place I’ve gone to in the city.

  10. Thank god for freon.

    Thank god for freon.

  11. Reinstating an abandoned tradition.

About me

Regularly putting the cart before the horse.