1. "“I miss you,” said Number One. “I wish I could be with you this minute.” But he was stuck far away in a house with a lid and holes punched in for air; there was grass at the bottom to eat."
    Lorrie Moore, Two Boys (via live-to-the-point-of-tears)
  2. Turnout.

    Turnout.

  3. itsabigenoughumbrella:

Cinema Paradiso (1988)


Right.

    itsabigenoughumbrella:

    Cinema Paradiso (1988)

    Right.

  4. Who raised these people

    That talk on the phone whilst in any kind of check out situation?

  5. Tomorrow, we get one step closer to high class South Philadelphia living.

  6. Light as a feather

    Startled three separate people on my run tonight.

  7. Philologie is really stepping up her game to get my significant other employee discount.
I’ve been one interpersonal calamity away from completely losing it and she’s just over there sending me funny gifs and cupcakes.

    Philologie is really stepping up her game to get my significant other employee discount.

    I’ve been one interpersonal calamity away from completely losing it and she’s just over there sending me funny gifs and cupcakes.

  8. all-they-got-inside-is-vacancy:

What a time to be alive

Oh here I am.

    all-they-got-inside-is-vacancy:

    What a time to be alive

    Oh here I am.

  9. "It was like an ill fitting toupée in a hurricane."
    A sermon on the word ‘like’.
  10. There is a 65% chance you’re already dead.

    There is a 65% chance you’re already dead.

  11. WOULD.

    WOULD.

  12. ofakind:

Au Jour Le Jour totally gets that après-ski calls for gear, too. —erica

Dreaming of winter.

    ofakind:

    Au Jour Le Jour totally gets that après-ski calls for gear, too. —erica

    Dreaming of winter.

  13. huffposttaste:

Psst, here are all the Bloody Marys you need for the rest of the year.

Point Breeze Bloody Mary Bar Incoming. Since I can’t find a decent Bloody Mary in this town.

    huffposttaste:

    Psst, here are all the Bloody Marys you need for the rest of the year.

    Point Breeze Bloody Mary Bar Incoming. Since I can’t find a decent Bloody Mary in this town.

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