1. Fell in love with a drummer.

  2. Anesthesia is so great.

    Anesthesia is so great.

  3. SO FUCKING HUNGRY.

  4. Gagging at the thought of having to drink more of the shit that makes me shit at 4:30am tomorrow.

  5. Breakfast, lunch, and dinna!

    Breakfast, lunch, and dinna!

  6. This girl cannot live on Gatorade and hard candies alone.

  7. Junip.

    Junip.

  8. Leaving my job literally feels like I’m abandoning a helpless child.

    How will you survive without me?

    But, really…I’m not sure you can.

  9. Serious question

    Alcohol is not listed as restricted on my pre-colonoscopy diet. Think I can still drink?

  10. Wowza.

    Wowza.

  12. I prepped two gifs, one if I got the job and one if I didn’t…..and luckily I get to use this one!Finally on my way to my dream.

    I prepped two gifs, one if I got the job and one if I didn’t…..and luckily I get to use this one!

    Finally on my way to my dream.

  14. axegunner: answer to all life’s problems 3 days, and 3 girls of retail vacation.

    axegunner:

    answer to all life’s problems

    3 days, and 3 girls of retail vacation.

  15. mac1nsky: This is the hotdog umbrella I designed—- I should note that that is the hotdog I painted with watercolor Ways in which Michelle is the best person ever: version 368.

    mac1nsky:

    This is the hotdog umbrella I designed

    —- I should note that that is the hotdog I painted with watercolor

    Ways in which Michelle is the best person ever: version 368.

About me

I'm Katie. I live in Northern VA by way of Colorado by way of France by way of Philly. I moved here about a year ago and I am currently on the market for new friends in the area - I need about three.
I like over-eating, tissues, the Flyers, Seinfeld, Wine-y Wednesdays, drinking whiskey and driving risky, being off the grid, worrying, skiing, wit, puns, and starting fights.
I dislike slow walkers, indifference, political correctness, bros and bitties, general vanilla-ness, pretension, most cats, sun dried tomatoes, and people with bad shoes.